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When no one is around (the considerated farter)

When other people are around but deny it (the denial farter)

When people are around and announce it (the proud farter)

When people are around but blame it on others (the asshole farter)

When you are in the bathroom (but feel ashamed if others hear it )

When you are in the bathroom (and you dont give a crap about it)

While having sex (you think a relationship should be based on honesty)

You are a girl so you dont fart (good luck with that bitch!)

When you want to give your opinion (nothing says "I dont agree" like a good ol' fart)

When you resent stupid polls like this (You are farting right now)

Im too ugly (ie. my nose is gigantic)

Im too easy /slutty (I give my "goods" for free and too fast)

Im not thin enough (You cant never be too rich or too thin)

Im too bitter (I say un-kind stuff like "I despise/hate this....!!!" all the time)

I love alcohol more than humans (Oh the ethilic mistress!!)

I'm too unstable (Mental breakdown annyyoneeee )

I dont really believe in "couples" (monogamy or relationships in general)

Im just unloveable (hey what are you gonna do about it?)

You couldnt care less and you resent this poll

You are confussed and dont know who I am or what DA is

No way! I dont know (you crazy bitch!)

Yes, what the hell!

Yes, but only if you buy all the drinks and pay the elvis.

No, but I'd give you a wedding gift.

Undecided (can i see the ring again?)